tastefullyoffensive:

[arkkeeper]

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.

“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.

“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.

-On Presidential Doodlers

Said alligator:

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(via thedancingtoast)

fiftyshadesofhalaal:

fiftyshadesofhalaal:

Mean Hijabis by VeiledHumor

You all need to seriously check these girls out!

My bad I forgot to attach the link. It’s in the source now!

modernoutlawvintage:

Decided to do a bigger giveaway this time! 

- Follow MODERN OUTLAW 

- Like & Reblog as many times as you want (but don’t spam)

- Must be comfortable with giving me your address so I can ship to you.

You will win :

- Light brown faux fur scarf

- Vintage black wide brimmed fedora

- Size M leopard print skirt

- Size M Vintage black high waisted skirt

- Size M tribal aztec patterned shorts

- Size M Vintage black faux fur concho shorts

- Size M Vintage long sleeved black maxi dress

- Taxidermy Crocodile head

- Taxidermy fox skull

- Two pairs of vintage sunglasses

- 7 Vintage biker rings

- Vintage snake upper arm cuff

- Large cross earrings

- Marble necklace

- Statement choker necklace

Also not a requirement but feel free to add us on instagram too! 

@amyjmilan  

GOOD LUCK GUYS! AND THANKYOU FOR EVERYTHING!

"You always interpret the masculine the classic masculine dressing with the feminine and the drama.”

idcaboutostriches:

I tried to befriend a stray cat but it turned out to be a raccoon and that’s the story of my life

From the perspective of the private prison industry it doesn’t matter who’s in their prison as long as they have bodies. The handing of prisons over to for-profit companies is a recipe for abuse, neglect and misconduct.

shortformblog:

The end of this video is pretty much every urban automobile owner’s worst nightmare. :(  Dear Baltimore residents affected by this landslide: Our condolences.